Baracking The World

When it comes to politics, i have no clue about it, i couldn’t tell you was the ‘bail out’ was about, nor could i inform you more about the economy, so i normally wouldn’t bring that up for a topic. If asked about it, i would say my opinion acting all smart and perhaps id yell my opinion but furthermore i wouldn’t get in a deep discussion of this matter. If it became a mere argument, id just walk away from the political debut and assume i have won that battle.

With that said, the world has been conquered by numerous people, names like John A MacDonald, John Cabot, Christopher Columbus and numerous vikings, Europeans, and other explorers but no one has captured the world in there hands, and petted it, and put it on there shoulders and ran around the park and picked apples with, until President Barack Obama came on the scene like Slash at a top hat sale.

When it came down to it i was actually ashamed for Americans, being Canadian, i felt George W. Bush was an embarrassment to the world, even though i do miss his stupidity sometimes but i felt like a revolution would have concluded any time soon under his hat so it is a good thing that the American elections came when it did.

I was very much excited about the whole ordeal when i got to watch ‘Female vs African American’ because at first it was like, “Look how much the world has grown” oppose to 1950’s which pretty states the obvious. Of course that feud didn’t last long and out of the darkness a new enemy came about (my best guess is, he was made from George Bush’s DNA). His name was John McCain and he was the ‘Lex Luther’ of the scene while his opponent was Mr Barack Obama who was ‘Superman’ of course.

This battle went on for numerous months as the whole world was hoping George’s DNA didn’t take the prize home and defeat the hero but like every story there comes a happy ending sometime soon.

Months passed and ashes fell, the yellow slips lingered and the smiles were nervously biting there lips. ‘Would the world have to bare George Bush V3 2009?”. Canada felt colder for me then any other day as i was shaking on my couch nervously. “Has the hero finally lost?”.

Of course it wasn’t that bad, i mean Superman never dies, as for the villain, well the villain always dies (and perhaps comes back to life 4-8 years later). As America spoke and there was a new hero in town as he defeated the monstrous George Bush Version 3: John McCain and i slept soundly adding a new goal to my future list. ‘Meet President Barack Obama’.

“Superman conquers again”