Perez Poser Hilton (Out Speaking You)

You know i never have problems with any celebs
I mean not personally at least yet.
I don't really find anyone annoying
beside the obvious Sean Kingston
but beside him,
Im fine with watching celebs on tv
rant and rave
but theirs one guy in particular
(who claims to be a 'celeb blogger')
who i cannot stand what so ever
and he is also a fello blogger.
Hes name is Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr
aka Perez Hilton (i guess he tries to pose as some type of celebrity).
This male here, blog about celebs as if he is better then them
and i can say with certainty,
every time i see him on TV (like twice for much music)
it looked like he just woke up from a party after doing crack
on his boyfriends ass
and besides that whole ordeal
this man thinks he can dress, he thinks he has some type
of style, perhaps he thinks he has 'fashion'.
Honestly there is a reason why you blog,
mainly so no one can see your
cat loving uniforms you throw on.

Thus making this male here a mere hypocrite,
he claims to have such an "amazing" blog
in which he picks apart celebrity's flaws
as if his flaws are way better.
I'm pretty much thinking if he wants to comment on peoples attire
he should first and for most lose that Sunday night weight he has going,
no one like chunky boys.
Secondly, lose the feminine accent (no comment).
I also hate the fact that he likes to pick fights
with people who dont regularly defend themselves
and when he finds that odd person that can
defend themselves, he hides in his little shell
he calls a home.
What im trying to say is,
this human being tries to be a blogger icon,
in my eyes the Lavandeira family raised a joke.
Stop blogging already.
Its not like your making a difference in the world
in fact your actually just making it worse
for blogger's like myself.
You give blogging a bad name
so just stop,
stop embarrassing yourself already,
your parents wouldn't want that now.