Hi, Ch!nk Moble Much?

My name is Jim
yes i know, your probably thinking, deep inside your head
"Wow what a boring name"
but I warn you, Iam NOT boring.
You see,
I grew up pulling beans, witch caused my hands to blister,
and bleed but in the end, we got fresh stewed beans.
Its kinda like waking up and smelling pancakes.

Iam almost 56 and im losing my hair
its like, God meant for me to be bold,
or perhaps its cause i always wear a hat?
Oh yes
about God,
sometimes i eat supper with him
and play bingo
and go squashing...
i mean, squash, the sport.
Yes God is my step dad,
just to reassure some religious people.
Hes almost 96,
sometimes he likes to act like hes 12
haha
whats a crazy cat.
Yeah, i like rap by the way
so i guess that doesn't make me boring?
no?
I usually ride my ride-on
listing to Flo-Rida.
I love listing to his song
"Elevator"
Somtimes I go to that nearest store
which is some million miles away
and always ask if they have an elevator
but they never do, so i just run the stairs
pretending im in an elevator.

I have never been married,
i really like Chinese females
but, i guess there off obsessing over Jackie Chan
so all i can do is watch 'Shot At Love'
and hope one day Tila wants an older man.
I will Definitely be her night in shinning amour
and she will Definitely like my ride-ons horn.
It just a plain horn, i guess but im sure she will like it.

Anyways, Im off to play squish with my dog 'cup cake'.
He loves that name, i was thinking of painting him
a cup cake color, i think thats pink? right?.